On "Restoring the Master Race," Gold Medals, and Child Rearin'
Me, watching y'all's president and his cronies try to bribe people of pallor into having more children with $5,000 checks and gold medals.
Image description: A brown teddy bear, wearing a green turtleneck and blue overalls, is giving the viewer a side-eye.
And people of pallor, before you say, "They're trying to get all of us to reproduce", y'all know damn well this "incentive" ain't geared toward Black, Brown, Indigenous, or melanated folx of any kind. They want y'all to "restore the master race" while still doing as much as they can to take away your - all of our - reproductive rights.
So gon' 'head - go have some government "sponsored"/forced-by-the-fragile-aryan-patriarchy unmelanated babies for y'all's president. Gon' now! Go ahead! What's stoppin' you? Oh, you don't want children, don't want more children, or can't afford to have children/more children?
But he's offering you a $5,000 check and a gold medal!
I mean, your children aren't going to have access to healthcare, daycare, fully-funded support programs that support their early development, vaccines, or human rights in general but you'll get a one-time check...that'll be used up in 30 days because having children isn’t a low-cost proposition. But you'll still have your gold medal, so that's something, right? You can probably pawn that, because y'all's president ain't gonna be helping you take care of all these kids he's trying to incentivize you to create!
So gon' 'head, get out there, and do your part to make [The United States of] America great again, people of pallor!
May all your condoms be expired and the odds in your favor!
[Image description: A brown teddy bear, wearing a green turtleneck and blue overalls, is giving the viewer a side-eye.]
